Geek Salad

Retro Episode 11: Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

Grab your utility belt and journey back to the year 2009 for the Geek Salad retro episode 11: Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys.  Join Andy, Mike C, and Mike G as they discuss all things Gotham and Batman. Originally posted March 18, 2009.

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Episode 83: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Just when you think you’re getting a Road Trip show, Geek Salad goes and changes everything!  So strap in, grab your Frank Stallone Leather Jacket/Denim Vest combo, and relive the movies of 1983 with Geek Salad and Episode 83: The Destruction of Jared-Syn!

Thrill to their riveting discussion of the perils of having Risky Business sex on a filthy New York subway, the acting powerhouse that is the Barbarian Brothers, as well as a whole bunch of other stuff…

Then stay tuned for a Stupid, Stupid about Xbox One, a Trailer Park covering the final “Man of Steel” trailer, a Geek Salad Movie Review of “Star Trek into Darkness” and a Salad Shills covering the new Netflix season of Arrested Development!

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Episode 82: COBRAAAAA!!!

Think back to the wondrous years when getting home from school meant sitting on the couch and watching hour after hour of glorious, mind-numbing, toy-shilling cartoons. Yes, the entire Geek Salad crew have come together to share their love (and some hate) for afternoon cartoons in Geek Salad episode 82: COBRAAAAA!!! Join Andy, Mike C, Mike G, Jim, and Adam as they relive the time when men were real He-Men and women were real She-Ra... okay, that didn't quite work as well as it did in my head. In any case, the gang talks about such classics as G.I. Joe, Transformers, and Battle of the Planets. However, they also chat about some more obscure titles like the Hot Fudge Show, M.A.S.K., and Bionic Six. Then stick around for some segments, including some new little known Michael McDonald facts!

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A List of Demands for "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D"

Okay folks….now that we’ve stamped out the final post orgasmic cigarette after seeing the super awesome “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D” trailer, we here at Geek Salad have come up with a list of demands that will guarantee that the show remains awesome.

Alan Silvestri MUST do the opening theme.

I’m pretty sure that ABC already has somebody like Bear McCreary or W.G. “Snuffy” Walden on tap to provide weekly music to the show (although Michael Giacchino would be awesome), after the fanfare scored by Mr. Silvestri for “The Avengers,” every week must make us feel like we’re watching something awesome.

Female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must be wearing skirts…like the micro mini kinds found in the new Star Trek flicks

It'll cause less outrage than the plunging zippered necklines showcased in “The Avengers.”

Now that Disney has the rights, would it kill them to get Punisher, Daredevil, or Ghost Rider right for a change?!?!

And while we’re on the subject, a few C-Listers won’t hurt either….I’m looking at you, Brother Voodoo!!!!

And to a far greater extent, how about GODDAMN MOON KNIGHT!

I realize that he’s really just a knock off of Batman, hence, while you’ll never see him appear in his own film (but Patton Oswalt’s version of Episode VII would put him front and center).

The less said about Coulson’s return from the dead the better….and for god’s sake, don’t give him PTSS just to give him a “flaw!”

Don’t water-down the characters from the movie Phases I or II by making them appear AT ALL on the series!

Speaking of watering down, keep us out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent’s personal lives.  That includes any and all inner-office romances and issues with the kids!

If David Duchovney, Gillian Anderson, or any of the Lone Gunmen make so much as a cameo on the show, I vow on the lives of my children, that I will buy every season of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” on Blu-Ray!

….and finally…

Stan Lee absolutely MUST make an appearance in each and every episode either buying a hot dog from a street vendor, pulling a kid out of a busy street, or walking out of an elevator with Lou Ferrigno

Anything else I’m leaving off?

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Episode 81 deleted scenes

As a special gift to the Geek Salad faithful, while we all wait for the gang to reassemble for the next episode, here is some extra audio that was recorded for episode 81, but was ultimately cut for time. This audio includes the regular segments of Trailer Park (The Wolverine), Stupid Stupid (more Michael Bay idiocy), and Salad Shills (video games, vacations, and fun new technology). Enjoy and keep an eye out for episode 82 to be coming soon... we hope.

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Episode 81: Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!

Break out your Def Leppard t-shirts and slip on your Michael Jackson glove! It's time for Geek Salad's 81st episode: "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!" Yes, Geek Salad is once again venturing back to the wonderful decade of the '80s to explore the music of 1983. Join Andy, Mike G, Jim, Mike C, and even Jim's wife, Becca, as they groove to some Hall & Oates, and discuss the true awfulness that is Michael McDonald. They also, once again, comment on how really awful Randy Newman's songs are.

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And FINALLY! A Wolverine trailer worth getting excited about!

Okay, so I could probably do without the Superman/Spider-Man 2 plot device of giving up your powers, but this still looks pretty kick ass!!!! Not to mention the Canadian Bar Fight from the Miller/Claremont Limited Series! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WEbzZP-_Ssc

Episode 80: Argo F*ck Yourself!

Get out the Tom Ford tuxes and Vera Wang gowns…Geek Salad is hitting the red carpet and talking all about the Academy Awards!  Strap yourself in for a discussion about notable nerd movie snubs, some other notable wins, and a discussion about the ill-fated “Dark Knight” rule.

Then stay tuned for a Stupid, Stupid about G.I. JOE Retaliation merchandising, a Trailer Park covering “OZ, The Great and Powerful,” where Mike reveals his true feelings about The Wizard of Oz, and a Salad Shills that ends in discussing the Russian Meteor and the Carnival Poop Boat!

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Episode 79: Getcha Ready Fer Sum Football!

Pull out your cold Coors Lite, throw on a pair of Zoobas, and unplug your Sports Illustrated Football phone, because Geek Salad is talking about sports in Episode 79: Getcha Ready Fer Sum Football!

Enjoy a very animated discussion about the past Superbowl, the sad life of fans, the terrible merchandise and commercials, not to mention the abomination that is the Pepsi NFL anthems!

Then stay tuned for a discussion about the Star Wars Spin-Off movies in “Stupid-Stupid,” check out the Superbowl spot for “Star Trek Into Darkness” in Trailer Park, and some great shills!

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Episode 78: Dolomite and the Trilogy of Funk

Break out your lava lamps, open up your H.R. Pufnstuf lunchboxes, and put down your 8-sided dice. Andy, Mike, and Jim delve into the past to bring you the pop culture of the 1970s with Geek Salad episode 78: Dolomite and the Trilogy of Funk! Yes, the Geek Salad crew are going to make you an offer you can't refuse as they discuss the movies, television, music, and more from the decade that gave us The Gong Show, the Magnavox Odyssey, and blaxploitation films. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this! They then discuss The Lone Ranger in Trailer Park, some Academy Award snubs in Stupid Stupid, and a couple of video game shills.

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Geek Salad is intended for adult listeners and contains coarse language and profanity.  Listener discretion is advised.